Monday, November 3, 2008

Ramble Ramble Ramble


So I have this chimney that leads to a 'coonara' - its a mini-fireplace.

(f-ing stupid,) Birds in the past week seem to find fun in climbing into the chimney, then becoming trapped and therefore ending up IN the coonara after causing a massive ruckus of scratching the insides of the (metal) chimney in countless futile attempts to escape the consequences of their own stupidity.

There's a point to this story, trust me.

And it will be of great ENJOYMENT and involved INTERACTION with, YOU the reader!


Stupid bird enters through chimney. Which mind you is hard to get into.

Stupid bird falls down chimney..

Into coonara.

So that's basically it. In 5 days, I've had to let out EIGHT birds. Thats 1.6 birds per day. (Sorry, methods exam on Friday)
So they're either laughing their asses off, or Wantirna's bird population are getting stupider by the minute.

Anyway, so the plan was to get one bird out (they don't come at once, they come one by one.. almost like a tag team thing) and then light a small fire to smoke them and prevent any more from coming. I did that today after I let number 8 out. And the fuel? 

All my school work that I don't need anymore. Burning english and methods work (not notes, just useless exercise books).

Cutting the crap, I found one of the many memories of methods class with Jon, Kamal, Lirim, Jay and Rahul - this one between (as usual) Kamal and Jon.
Below is a scribbling of some unknown rat looking thing with fire coming out of its eyeballs or something. 



THE INVOLVEMENT AND ENJOYMENT BEGINS HERE!
If (apart from Jon and Kamal if he reads this) anyone can guess the FOUR stages this drawing went through - you win a free breakfast this holidays. 100% free food. Thats it.
The story behind this drawing is, it started as "object 1" and then was changed into "object 2" and then more stuff added to make it "object 3" and finally the last image is what you kinda see there right now - "object 4" being a space rodent-y type thing.

So list 1, 2, 3 and 4 and if you get it right breakfast is yours. This is EVERYONE who gets it right gets breakfast, thats right. EVERYONE. 

Hints:
1) It's likely on every guy's books somewhere - if you go to a guys school. Possibly even on some girls' books.
2) They say if it was "object 2" vs. a sword, "object 2" would win. Mighty stuff.
3) 10.. 9.. 8..
4) I'll accept rodent.

Also prizes for funny/interesting/close to answers. 
CLICK COMMENT TO ANSWER! OR post it on the tagboard if you don't have a google/blog account!

ONE ENTRY ONLY.

This competition is probably gonna fail =P
Will run until 20th November.
SPASH.

5 comments:

Julie said...

i have birds that has made a home on the edge of my roof.. theres a nest there .. and sometimes it tries to destroy my roof tiles.
birds are SO STUPID

any way
1. boobie
2.er.. i dunno whatever next person says it is
3. .. i've forgotten what the pic look like now ==
4. rat

free breakfast for me =D
my bday coming up *wink wink nudge nudge*

Jon said...

does mine count if i have forgotten what the order was? :))))

(hahaha @ julie's guess of 'boobie')

ASH CHAN said...

not saying whos right or wrong until after exams. however someone has got something right so far.

a'drienne said...

1. penis
2. penis turn into pen-dick
3. pen-dick magically turns into space shuttle (correct so far!?!)
4. space shuttle turn into the ultimate transformer-space shuttle rodent.

FREE BREKKY ee (Y)

karpee said...

HERE GOES...

PENILE

ROCKET

PENCIL

RAT - MAN